i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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