Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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