my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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