Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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