Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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