He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?