god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.