It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that