quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Say something about gay babies.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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