I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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