I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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