How'd it feel making her break her religion?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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