are you still at the devil's house?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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