I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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