i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
