She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Can Purell be used as lube?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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