Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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