it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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