I'm gonna have a badass scar
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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