Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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