Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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