There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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