dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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