Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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