it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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