You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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