You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
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new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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