i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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