what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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