And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess