gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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