Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself