I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.