i love accidental penises.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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