We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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