Plan B is the new Plan A
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm drive I can fine osifer
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Randomize