i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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