i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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