The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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