Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker