i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.