Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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