My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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