i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.