The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.