This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10