I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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