Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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