do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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