why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
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the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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