what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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