I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Damn victory sex feels great
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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