Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.