proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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