Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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