whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.